Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Funny Christmas Jokes

Funny Christmas jokes are always great for this wonderful holiday season. 
Write these Christmas jokes on cards or tell them to your friends, just to put a smile on their face.
Here is a list of some funny Christmas jokes: 


Q. What's white and goes up ?
A. A confused snowflake !

Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
A. I'm going out tonight !

Q
. What is the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
A. Your teeth !


Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
A. It's Christmas, Eve !


Q. How can a snowman lose weight ?
A. He waits until it gets warmer !


Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast ?

A. Snowflakes!


Q: What kind of bird can write ?
A: A PENguin ! 


Q. How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack ?
A. Only one - after then it is not empty anymore !


Q: What do elves learn in school ?
A: The Elf-abet !


Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
A: The turkey – he’s always stuffed !


Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
A: Jungle Bells, Jungle bells !

Q: What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party ?
A:  Freeze a jolly good fellow ! 








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39 comments:

  1. these aint funny they are dum

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    1. i agree they didnt make me laugh or evn chuckle at all!

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    2. shush and stop being a hater

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    3. shut up they were fun

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    4. It is the fact that they are so stupid that maskes them funny. I love lame jokes. Merry Christmas and God Bless

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  2. these are very terribke and rubbish

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    1. Thank you for stopping by my blog. Sorry you don't like these jokes.
      Hope you find somewhere else what you looking for.

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    2. I loved these jokes:)

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    3. why cant we have real jokes for once

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    4. i think these jokes are good!!! they are christmas cracker jokes anyway, so they are going to be groaners!!!

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    1. some really funny jokes i like them do you have any other funny pictures

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  4. these are really funny. can i use them:)

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    1. Of course, if you like it, please share it. :-)

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    2. THESE JOKES ARE SO STUPID

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  5. Great jokes nice and cheesy for Christmas thanks

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    1. Maybe because they are kids jokes:)

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  7. Hey all those who have given rude feedback - you obviously cannot appreciate genius. These are silly, yes, and clean: ergo FUNNY! Well done. I love them. :-)))))

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  8. there hilarious and all them haters obviously are really dumb not to understand them :)

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    1. haters arent dumb they're honest so back down

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  9. Nice jokes, i found this funny too! Top 10 Reasons Kids are Scared of Santa. http://blogs.broadviewuniversity.edu/2012/12/18/top-10-reasons-kids-are-scared-of-santa/

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  10. this jokes are pretty good thanks for putting them on :)

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  11. Q:what does a snowman eat for lunch

    A:iceburg-ers!:)lol

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  12. these arn't christmas but
    Q/A:my mom laughed at me today because i said i would build a car out of spagetti,should of seen her fave when i drove pasta!

    Q/A:i saw a piece of toast in a cage in the zoo today,look at the sign on the side of the cage and it said BREAD IN CAPTIVITY

    lol;):P

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  13. these jokes were GAAAAAAAAY as . seriously geta grip . x0x0

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  14. im sorry but i realy wish the ''HATERS'' WOULD GIVE IT A REST MAYBE YOU DONT LIKE THE JOKES BUT A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY DO SO WHY NOT TRY TO GET ALONG ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS. P.S THE JOKES ARE FUNNY SOME I'VE HEARD MY HEAD OF YR SAY BUT STILL KINDA FUNNY THANK YOU

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  15. kido's will like these...
    qp
    <_

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  16. Don't listen to the people who think these jokes dum. They are perfect for the family.

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  17. Merry Christmas to you. The jokes are cute and fun to do. at my party last night I sad some jokes on here and everyone like them. Thx

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  18. these were funny jokes

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  19. Love it keep'em comming. Any kind of a joke in this day and age is welcome. What ever makes us stop and take a stop to laugh. That is a good thing. Merry Christmas, and God Bless

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